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poopflow:

i want aubrey plaza to crush my windpipe and put out a cigarette on my temple and kiss me

buttlicked:

Coconut head’s career went downhill after Ned’s declassified ended

i do not feel good

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

streaklng:

i looked so good at the grocery store today…….. i was even checking myself out

ridge:

i have to keep replaying this

You gay?
Anonymous

i have a gf

mutuals send me to hell right now
hmu
*hits up*